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  Matt Gorman asks: When I was in grade 4 I was dating an older woman (grade 5) and on Valentines day bought her some chocolates and a teddy bear. But when I gave them to her I could tell that something was wrong. Later that day she came to my classroom door and asked if she could speak to me. I knew that she was going to break up with me so I ignored her, telling my teacher that I had too much work to do to leave class. A couple of minutes later she returned to my classroom door with her teacher, who summoned me out into the hallway. Then he walked away and she immediately told me that she couldn’t go out with me any more, returning the teddy bear holding a heart with “Be Mine” on it. So, my question is…on a scale of 1-10, how uncool was it for her teacher to assist her in breaking up with me on Valentines day? And secondly, should I have asked for the chocolates back as well?
  
  This little girl was acting pretty cunt-y and her teacher was an even bigger cunt for enabling her to be such a cunt. Hopefully you learned a valuable lesson about giving away chocolates (never give anyone your chocolate. Especially cunt-y children).
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  Zbiggy The Dog asks: I keep running into the same cute girl at my neighbourhood dog park. What should I do next time I see her?
  
  Thanks for the questions Zbiggy, and HOLY SHIT ITS A TYPING DOG! Amazing. Congratulations on your newfound ability to type. This is a tricky question so ill make it simpler by eliminating the possibility of interspecies relationships. Instead, ill assume youre being gracious and offering to try and hook your master up with this cute […]
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