Thanks for the questions Zbiggy, and HOLY SHIT ITS A TYPING DOG! Amazing. Congratulations on your newfound ability to type. This is a tricky question so ill make it simpler by eliminating the possibility of interspecies relationships. Instead, ill assume youre being gracious and offering to try and hook your master up with this cute girl (what a good boy! whose a good boy? You is!). Here’s what I would do if I was an adorable french bulldog like you and wanted to get my owner laid.
Get your master to throw a ball in her vicinity and then overshoot the ball and trot on up to her. Roll over. Shell either rub your belly (keep that lipstick in check) or if not, your owner will sheepishly walk over and say “he likes his belly rubbed”. There. Now shell do it. Act like its the best thing ever. Your owner will try to pull you away. Start walking away but then gently tug at his pant leg and pull him back towards this lady. “I guess he wants me to talk to you” he’ll say. Or maybe he’ll laugh and say “oh that Zbiggy… He sure loves being around pretty girls”. Or maybe something else that wouldnt get him slapped. Either way, you got them talking.
Now go get that ball! Where is it? Wheres the ball? Go get it!